Yemeless Haecceity

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Me: Nerd. I like clever words & pretty things. Close personal friend of Oscar Wilde.

Yemeless, adj. - Negligent and careless
Haecceity, n - The aspect of existence on which individuality depends; the hereness and nowness of reality. The sense one gets of being in the present tense, the pure experience of a single moment in time.


rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

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— 3 hours ago with 361960 notes
queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

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— 13 hours ago with 206374 notes
#i love tumblr 
idiotta:

Night Vale dropping some truth

idiotta:

Night Vale dropping some truth

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— 1 day ago with 43123 notes
i-clone-celebrities:

library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.

I like this. A lot.

i-clone-celebrities:

library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.

I like this. A lot.

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— 1 day ago with 18722 notes

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

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— 2 days ago with 663392 notes

My mother just told me I don’t have brown eyes, I have black eyes and black hair.
Granted, I should’ve put black hair instead of brown. I was incorrectly applying the reasoning that people don’t have black eyes to hair, but people, including me, totally have black hair. I also dye it all the time so excuse me for forgetting. But people don’t have true black irises! Now I’m 70% sure she thinks I have a complex or something.

— 2 days ago
#black identity problems  #I just want to renew my passport 
sincerely-elsh:

trustyoursenses:

midgardmarxist:

darvinasafo:

When they say Africa is poor…

Africa’s wealth is getting stolen by the West.

^

These so called first world nations are developed because they steal billions of dollars worth of African resources annually and then have the nerve to look down on us for having nothing. 

sincerely-elsh:

trustyoursenses:

midgardmarxist:

darvinasafo:

When they say Africa is poor…

Africa’s wealth is getting stolen by the West.

^

These so called first world nations are developed because they steal billions of dollars worth of African resources annually and then have the nerve to look down on us for having nothing. 

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— 2 days ago with 10865 notes

thatprofessorguy:

peonymoonflower:

supercargautier:

manifestingwomanist:

bushtitfeminist:

jadelyn:

enterprisingly:

This is the same man.

This works quite nicely at debunking the “beefcake guys in comics are objectified for women just like women in comics are for men!” imo.  On the left: a magazine tailored for a male audience, showing him in full beefcake-type mode with headlines about how you, too, can look like this.  On the right: a magazine tailored for a female audience, which has a headline about romance and shows him looking more or less like a normal dude.

Tell me again how comic book guys are designed for female sexual enjoyment, completely equivalent to anatomically-improbable spines and giant tits with their own individual centers of gravity, and totes aren’t just male power fantasies.

COMMENTARY

Women don’t treat men the way men treat women.

it’s also worth noting that despite all the geeks complaining about women’s impossible standards, the fantasy on the right sets a really really easy low bar to meet:

"cool clean friendly non-aggressive man who will cook a food for u"

yep what an unfair standard to be subjected to

that last comment was beautiful

To the bolded I say; Not only do men objectify women, they even objectify other men.  Women treat men better than men treat men.

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— 2 days ago with 248730 notes

midnasbitch:

blossoming-existence:

october-eightyeight:

laughing-trees:

carniecopter:

We are not so different.

I love this, we are all just occupying different forms

this is the coolest f*cking thing

this is so important

this.

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