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Anne of Cleves was a German princess who the king married but he didn’t get to physically see her before the engagement, he’d only seen paintings. So when she arrived at court, he went to see her in disguise and when he approached Anne, she heismaned that man and he got mad! He came back in regular clothes, she realized it was him and he was like nah, talked shit about her looks and left the room
Niggas been pullin “whatever you ugly anyway” since 1540 can you believe it
There’s currently a measles outbreak occurring in Williamsburg and Borough Park in Brooklyn. There have been 34 cases, 8 of which were in adults.
Here’a brief history of measles in America. This is what effective vaccines do:
Measles is coming back because of a quack of a doctor in the UK who admitted to publishing blatantly false data for fame and notoriety. He falsely connected autism with the Measles, Mumps, and Rubella vaccine. He’s since admitted it and has been banned for life from practicing medicine in the UK. Rightly so. The body count is up to 1155.
Measles is also coming back because of the anti-science movement (hipsters in Williamsburg?). The anti-vacciners are on par with the Christian Scientists believing that prayer will save your diabetes. If you are not vaccinating your children, you are simply rejecting science and one of the most remarkable inventions of humankind. On the same level as rejecting cars, planes, elevators, etc..
The issue of vaccinating your kids has very little to do with your kids, and everything to do with protecting the health of your community. Vaccinate your kids, and you’re doing your kid, your family, and your community a social favor. Don’t vaccinate your kids, and you are selfishly anti-social putting your kids, yourself, and your community at unnecessary risk of death.
MMR seem to be back with a vengence. There was an outbreak in my Uni last year in England and incidence is up again. Seriously, vaccinate your kids.
|7-year-old cousin:||Christopher Columbus!
|Me:||What did Christopher Columbus do?
|7-year-old cousin:||Christopher Columbus discovered North and South America.
|Me:||Remember, he only discovered it for the Spaniards. The people already living there already knew it was there.
|7-year-old cousin:||Okay, okay.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
Who still dies alone in the water without the girl. Turns out you CAN relive the past.
"To my mind, the greatest reward and luxury of travel is to be able to experience everyday things as if for the first time, to be in a position in which almost nothing is so familiar it is taken for granted."