Zadie Smith, White Teeth (via yemelesshaecceity)
I still think this is one of the greatest sentences ever written.
(Source: lyblac, via thatkindofwoman)
is there a diplomatic way to tell someone that they’re a fucking moron? asking for a friend
You, sir/madam, would be more of a wonderful human being if it weren’t for your benighted and uncultivated view of the world.
(Source: wildebrams, via thisperspective)
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- “Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.”
- “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked…
To counter one of the most abused words in (screen)writing, Go Into The Story has put together 115 word alternatives to the active verb “walks.”
(Source: quote-book, via samuel-long)
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